Posted: Thu 30 Oct 2008 15:02 Post subject: Excuse me Mr. Obama...
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Excuse me Mr. Obama, I mean Senator Obama,
Sir. Um... I know you're busy,
and important and stuff.
I mean running for president is very important
and -- ah -- I hate to bother you Sir.
I will only take a minute. Ok Sir?
See, I have these missing pieces that are
holding me up, and I was wondering
Sir, if you could take time out of your
busy schedule and help me out.
You know, no big deal, just some loose ends and things.
Hey, you have a nice place here!
The wife sees houses like this on TV
all the time and says boy she wishes
she had digs like this you know?
Is that painting real? Really? Wow.
I saw something like that in a museum once!
Oh, sorry Sir. I didn't mean to get off the track.
So if you could just help me out a minute
and give me some details, I will get right out of your way .
I want to close this case and maybe take
the wife to Coney Island or something.
Ever been to Coney Island Sir? No?
I didn't think so.
Well, listen, anyway, I can't seem to get
some information I need to wrap this up.
These things seem to either be
'Not released' or 'Not available.'
I'm sure it's just an oversight
or glitch or something, so if you
could you tell me where these
things are -- I -- I have them written
down here somewhere -- oh wait.
Sorry about the smears. It was raining out.
I'll just read it to you.
Could you please help me
find these things Sir?
1. Occidental College records -- Not released
2. Columbia College records -- Not released
3. Columbia Thesis paper -- Not available
4. Harvard College records -- Not released
5. Selective Service Registration -- Not released
6. Medical records -- Not released
7. Illinois State Senate schedule -- Not available
8. Your Illinois State Senate records -- Not available
9. Law practice client list -- Not released
10. Certified Copy of original Birth certificate -- Not released
11. Embossed, signed paper Certification of Live Birth -- Not released
12. Record of your baptism -- Not available
Oh and one more thing Senator,
I can't seem to find any articles you
published as editor of the Harvard Law Review,
or as a Professor at the University of Chicago.
Can you explain that to me Sir?
Oh but, hey -- listen! I know you're busy!
If this is too much for you right now
-- I mean -- tell you what. I'll come back tomorrow.
Give you some time to get these things together,
You know? I mean, I know you're busy.
I'll just let myself out. I'll be back tomorrow.
And the day after...
What's that Senator?
Who wants to know these things?
We the People of the United States of America!
You know, the ones that vote.
Source: A Blog
I wish Obama would have come clean. All of his unknown/hidden, etc factors (i.e. voting Present>150+ ) make him suspect, in my opinion. He will probably make a decent President (if he wins).
I would have voted for him (I didn't) if he wasn't so liberal and didn't have so many skeletons and radical associations.
i don't know why people made such a big deal about his birth certificate. The man has a US passport so it must have been produced at one point but these Obama conspiracy theorists have nothing better to do with their time but to think up (or make up) so called controversial issues.
i don't know why people made such a big deal about his birth certificate. The man has a US passport so it must have been produced at one point but these Obama conspiracy theorists have nothing better to do with their time but to think up (or make up) so called controversial issues.
A naturalized citizen can have a U.S. passport, but only a natural born citizen can become Pres. If Obama was born in Kenya, with only one U.S. citizen parent, then he may not be considered "natural born". Likewise, McCain's natural born status was scrutinized (before Obama's) because he was born in the Panama Canal Zone.
What would someone's college transcripts tell you about them? Sarah Palin hasn't released hers either, but McCain and Biden have in the past.
Thanks for checking the list, as I said, it came from a blog, not a news source.
Anyways, my problem with Obama didn't have anything to do with that list, although I did question some items. All the rest about Obama that has come to light and has been 'fact-checked' - Illinois voting record, voting 'present', not ya or nay so often, Rev. Wright, Ayers, Marxism a' la - 'Yes, we can!' , Chicago slum lords links, Fannie/Freddie Mac campaign advisors, Reckso, etc - the list is endless, lol! - was more than enough for me to pass on his 'historic candidacy'.
P.S. And if he wants to 'spread the wealth' so much, maybe he should start with his own family......
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Posted: Fri 31 Oct 2008 14:23 Post subject:
Melani23 wrote:
P.S. And if he wants to 'spread the wealth' so much, maybe he should start with his own family......
Really, it's not funny, it's sad. Liberals are generally generous with other peoples money, not their own. "Liberals" tend to think of their taxes as charitable contributions, when in fact, taxes are not.
Man, this guy has more teflon than Reagan did, nothing sticks to him....he has help with all his friends in the media.
What would someone's college transcripts tell you about them? Sarah Palin hasn't released hers either, but McCain and Biden have in the past.
Thanks for checking the list, as I said, it came from a blog, not a news source.
Anyways, my problem with Obama didn't have anything to do with that list, although I did question some items. All the rest about Obama that has come to light and has been 'fact-checked' - Illinois voting record, voting 'present', not ya or nay so often, Rev. Wright, Ayers, Marxism a' la - 'Yes, we can!' , Chicago slum lords links, Fannie/Freddie Mac campaign advisors, Reckso, etc - the list is endless, lol! - was more than enough for me to pass on his 'historic candidacy'.
P.S. And if he wants to 'spread the wealth' so much, maybe he should start with his own family......
A fact is a fact, no matter what the source. I am not interested in repeating half-truths and innuendo when there are people and organizations out there who are dedicated to repudiating them. There are too many people who are prepared to believe the worst about a person simply because they disagree with their politics or have a problem with their background (or in Obama's case, how he chooses to self-identify).
As for the quip about helping his family, what does that mean and on what basis is it made? You have no idea what Obama does or doesn't do for his family, and if you do know something, why not just post it?
Obama: America’s Greatest Moral Failure
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Found in a rundown Boston estate: Barack Obama’s aunt Zeituni Onyango
Barack Obama has lived one version of the American Dream that has taken him to the steps of the White House. But a few miles from where the Democratic presidential candidate studied at Harvard, his Kenyan aunt and uncle, immigrants living in modest circumstances in Boston, have a contrasting American story.
Zeituni Onyango, the aunt so affectionately described in Mr Obama’s best-selling memoir Dreams from My Father, lives in a disabled-access flat on a rundown public housing estate in South Boston.
A second relative believed to be the long-lost “Uncle Omar” described in the book was beaten by armed robbers with a “sawed-off rifle” while working in a corner shop in the Dorchester area of the city. He was later evicted from his one-bedroom flat for failing to pay $2,324.20 (£1,488) arrears, according to the Boston Housing Court.
The US press has repeatedly rehearsed Mr Obama’s extraordinary odyssey, but the other side of the family’s American experience has only been revealed in parts. Just across town from where Mr Obama made history as the first black president of the Harvard Law Review, some of his closest blood relatives have confronted the harshness of immigrant life in America.
In his book Mr Obama writes that “Uncle Omar” had gone missing after moving to Boston in the 1960s – a quarter-century before Mr Obama first visited his family in Kenya. Aunt Zeituni is now also living in Boston, and recently made a $260 campaign contribution to her nephew’s presidential bid from a work address in the city.
In Case You Forgot: Barack Obama’s ‘lost’ brother found in Kenya
Senator Barack Obama’s long lost brother has been tracked down for the first time living in a shanty town in Kenya, reports claimed.
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) make him suspect, in my opinion. He will probably make a decent President (if he wins).
